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the man in the relationship who acts like he's the boss, even if he's just there for the free snacks and the occasional high-five.
"You're not my dad, you're just the guy who brought the pizza.", from a kid who's been lied to since birth
"I'm not your daddeh, I'm just the guy who lets you eat cereal for dinner.", said by a man who's been drinking since 9 a. m.
"He's not my daddeh, he's the guy who forgot my birthday and remembered it 3 days later.", from a girl who's been waiting for a real daddeh since 2015