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When your boyfriend lives with your brother and your brother acts like he’s the main event while you’re stuck on a video call like a sad ghost
I texted him, 'Hey, how’s your brother?' He replied, 'He’s fine. He’s still stealing my fries.'
He said he’d come visit me, but then my brother texted him, 'Don’t bother. I’m eating your soul.'
He said, 'I miss you,' but my brother said, 'I’m eating your soul, and I’m still eating your soul.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Your boyfriend’s brother lives with him and takes all the attention like he’s the main man while you get ignored like a broken toaster
He said he’d come visit, but his brother said, 'No, I’m eating your soul today.'
He said, 'I miss you,' and my brother said, 'I’m eating your soul, and I’m eating your soul again.'
He texted me, 'I’m coming,' but his brother said, 'No, I’m eating your soul.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Your boyfriend’s brother lives with him and takes all the spotlight like he’s the star while you get treated like a forgotten sock
He said he was coming, but his brother said, 'I’m eating your soul again.'
He said, 'I’ll come visit,' but his brother said, 'No, I’m eating your soul.'
He texted me, 'I miss you,' and his brother said, 'I’m eating your soul, and I’m eating your soul again.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Your boyfriend’s brother lives with him and takes all the love like he’s the main dish while you get treated like a side dish that’s been ignored for years
He said he’d come visit, but his brother said, 'No, I’m eating your soul today.'
He said, 'I miss you,' and his brother said, 'I’m eating your soul, and I’m eating your soul again.'
He texted me, 'I’m coming,' but his brother said, 'No, I’m eating your soul.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Your boyfriend’s brother lives with him and takes all the time like he’s the main attraction while you get treated like a background character who’s been ignored for years
He said he’d come visit, but his brother said, 'No, I’m eating your soul.'
He said, 'I miss you,' and his brother said, 'I’m eating your soul, and I’m eating your soul again.'
He texted me, 'I’m coming,' but his brother said, 'No, I’m eating your soul today.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Your boyfriend’s brother lives with him and takes all the love like he’s the main event while you get treated like a forgotten sandwich that’s been left out in the rain
He said he’d come visit, but his brother said, 'No, I’m eating your soul.'
He said, 'I miss you,' and his brother said, 'I’m eating your soul, and I’m eating your soul again.'
He texted me, 'I’m coming,' but his brother said, 'No, I’m eating your soul today.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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