Babegasm

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When you see a hot person or two and your brain explodes like a firecracker in a meat locker. You might fall over, pass out, or die. No one cares.

I saw Taylor Swift in the grocery store and I fainted. My dog ate my lunch. My mom cried.

My cousin saw Brad Pitt and ran into a wall. He’s still there.

I saw my crush and I died. My funeral was on Instagram.

A bad reaction to looking at beautiful people. You might wobble like a drunk giraffe, drop dead, or just vanish into the void.

My sister saw a group of guys and wobbled like a waffle. She fell into a pool and became a human popsicle.

I saw my ex and I died. My mom found my body in the trash.

My dog saw a hot guy and ran into the street. He became a pancake.

When you get hit with a wave of hotness so strong it turns you into a pile of goo. You might faint, die, or just disappear forever.

I saw a model and I turned into a pile of spaghetti. My brother laughed so hard he cried.

My friend saw a guy and vanished. We still don’t know where he is.

I saw my crush and I melted. My mom had to clean me up with a mop.

When you get so distracted by a hot person that your brain turns to mush. You might fall, die, or just disappear like a bad text message.

I saw a hot guy and I fell into a ditch. My mom called me a ditch potato.

My dog saw a girl and ran into traffic. He became a pancake.

I saw my crush and I vanished. My mom still thinks I’m lost.

A condition where you see a hot person and your brain short-circuits. You might trip, die, or just go missing like a stolen sock.

I saw a hot girl and I tripped over my cat. My mom called me a clumsy fool.

My cousin saw a guy and died. His funeral was on TikTok.

I saw my crush and I vanished. My mom still thinks I’m in the oven.

When you get hit with a wave of hotness so strong it turns you into a pile of goo. You might faint, die, or just disappear forever.

I saw a model and I turned into a pile of spaghetti. My brother laughed so hard he cried.

My friend saw a guy and vanished. We still don’t know where he is.

I saw my crush and I melted. My mom had to clean me up with a mop.