Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A smelly, messy thing you throw at a babe to make them run screaming.

My aunt used a chunk of pizza to babefuge my cousin. It worked, but now the kitchen smells like regret.

He tried to babefuge me with a sock full of hair. I still have the sock. He has the shame.

She threw a cup of coffee at me. I called it babefuge. It was a little messy, but it was worth it.

2

A cursed thing that makes a babe turn into a sobbing, screaming mess.

That babefuge was a hair clip. I cried for an hour. My hair never looked the same.

He used a hot dog as a babefuge. I ate it. He regretted it.

She used a loud noise. I screamed. I still have the echo.

3

A weird, smelly, or stupid thing used to make a babe run away.

I used a stinky sock to babefuge my little brother. He ran out of the room. The sock was still stinky.

She used a fart as a babefuge. I laughed so hard I fell over.

He used a glitter bomb. I looked like a sparkle disaster. It was a good babefuge.

4

A mean, smelly, or loud thing used to scare a babe into hiding.

My dad used a loud vacuum as a babefuge. I hid under the bed. It was loud. It was mean.

She used a smelly cheese as a babefuge. I ran. The cheese was still smelly.

He used a screaming goat. I screamed too. It was a goat babefuge.

5

A thing used to make a babe cry, scream, or run away like a scared rabbit.

I used a slap as a babefuge. She cried. I felt bad. But it worked.

He used a loud noise. I screamed. I still have the echo.

She used a smelly sock. I ran. The sock was still smelly.

6

A cursed, smelly, or loud thing used to make a babe run like a scared chicken.

He used a loud chicken. I ran. It was a chicken babefuge.

She used a smelly sock. I ran. It was a sock babefuge.

I used a fart. She ran. It was a fart babefuge.