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Tiny babies with the guts of a mad goat trying to steal your treasure and poop it in your shoe

I saw one hiding in my sock drawer. It was plotting.

They came in the middle of the night. I barely got my gold out.

My pirate gold is now a stinky mess. Thanks, babeete.

Mini monsters with the attitude of a drunk sailor, all they want is your loot and your peace

They cackled at me. I had to fight them with a spoon.

I dropped my gold. They took it. I cried.

They even stole my anchor. I’m going to kill them.

Little brats with the brains of a wet sock, trying to rob you and make your life a nightmare

They showed up during my nap. I was so mad.

They stole my map. Now I’m lost.

I tried to scare them. They just laughed.