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the only person you'd die for if they didn't steal your last pizza slice

You: I'd go to jail for you. Them: I'd eat your face for the pizza.

You: I'd take a bullet for you. Them: I'd take your bullet and your pizza.

You: I'd die for you. Them: I'd eat your corpse for the pizza.

the person you'd let live if they didn't throw your phone in the toilet

You: I'd let you live. Them: I'd let you live if you gave me your phone.

You: I'd let you live. Them: I'd let you live if you gave me your phone and your dignity.

You: I'd let you live. Them: I'd let you live if you gave me your phone and your soul.

the only person you'd let live if they didn't take your last sock and your life savings

You: I'd let you live. Them: I'd let you live if you gave me your sock and your savings.

You: I'd let you live. Them: I'd let you live if you gave me your sock, your savings, and your dreams.

You: I'd let you live. Them: I'd let you live if you gave me your sock, your savings, and your future.