babedacious

She walked in and the whole room went silent. Like a group of monkeys saw a banana for the first time.

My cousin called me and said, 'You gotta see this girl, she’s babedacious.' I dropped my phone and stared at the ceiling for five minutes.

I saw her in the grocery store and I forgot how to breathe. I bought bread and forgot to pay for it.

My brother saw her and immediately asked her for a date. He’s been single since the '90s.

She smiled at me and I forgot how to text. My phone was on the floor and I was still thinking about her lips.

My friend asked me, 'Why are you acting like a love-sick puppy?' I said, 'Because she’s babedacious.'

She walked into the classroom, and the teacher said, 'Okay, everyone, class is over. Go find your soulmate.'

I was eating my lunch when she sat down. I dropped my sandwich and started drooling.

My mom saw her and said, 'You’re gonna marry her, or I’m gonna marry her myself.'

My friend saw her and said, 'I’m gonna die of jealousy.' I said, 'You’ll be fine. She’s just babedacious.'

I was walking down the street and she passed me. I tripped over my own feet. That’s how babedacious she is.

She walked into the bar, and the bartender said, 'I’m gonna quit my job. This girl is too good for me.'

She came into the room, and I thought I was dreaming. I pinched myself and woke up even more confused.

My friend said, 'She’s so babedacious, I want to marry her and her dog.'

I saw her on the bus and forgot to get off. I rode all the way to the end of the line just to stare at her.