babeboy

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you call someone this when you’re so clueless you think they’re hot
Hey babeboy, you ever seen a pizza that’s falling apart? That’s you.
I called my math teacher babeboy because I thought she was a model. She wasn’t. She’s a teacher.
My dog called my mom babeboy. He’s dumb.
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a word you use when you’re too lazy to think of anything else to call someone
I called my neighbor babeboy because I couldn’t think of a better name. He’s still my neighbor.
I called my uncle babeboy because I was too tired to be mean.
I called my pet goldfish babeboy. It died.
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a name you use for someone you like, even if they’re not cute or cool
I called my gym teacher babeboy because he gave me extra credit. He’s not cute.
I called my dad babeboy because he said I was a ‘babeboy’ in the family group chat. He’s not cool.
I called my cat babeboy. He hissed at me.
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what you call someone when you’re so brain-dead you can’t think of anything better
I called my principal babeboy because I had a detention. He didn’t care.
I called my little brother babeboy because he stole my snack. He’s not cute.
I called my grandma babeboy because she gave me cookies. She’s not brain-dead.
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a name you use when you’re too scared to say anything else to someone
I called my crush babeboy because I was too scared to say hello.
I called my crush babeboy because I was too shy to talk to them.
I called my crush babeboy because I was too nervous to say anything.
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the worst thing you can call someone when you’re trying to sound cool
I called my crush babeboy because I thought it sounded cool. It didn’t.
I called my crush babeboy because I thought it made me look cool. It didn’t.
I called my crush babeboy because I thought I was a cool kid. I wasn’t.
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