babealanche

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A ton of hot girls crashing into you like you’re a buffet and they’re all hungry.
I walked into the club and it was a babealanche. I couldn’t breathe.
He saw the babealanche and immediately fainted.
She texted me: 'Just walked into a babealanche. I’m getting married today.'
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When a bunch of pretty girls come at you like you owe them money and a compliment.
At the party, it was like a babealanche. I got 10 texts in 5 minutes.
He said, 'I saw a babealanche and I ran.'
My friend texted: 'I got hit by a babealanche. I’m not coming to work.'
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A wave of gorgeous women coming at you like you’re the last slice of pizza.
At the gym, it was a babealanche. I couldn’t lift my dumbbells.
He said, 'I saw a babealanche and I forgot how to walk.'
She DM’d me: 'Just walked into a babealanche. I’m going to die.'
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A flood of attractive women who are basically asking you to be their boyfriend.
At the bar, it was a babealanche. I got 5 drinks for free.
He said, 'I saw a babealanche and I got 10 phone numbers.'
She texted me: 'I walked into a babealanche and now I have a headache.'
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When a bunch of hot girls come at you like you just insulted their entire family.
I walked into the restaurant and it was a babealanche. I got a free meal.
He said, 'I saw a babealanche and I got 3 proposals.'
She DM’d me: 'Just got hit by a babealanche. I’m going to marry you.'
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A rush of beautiful women who think you’re the best thing since sliced bread.
At the concert, it was a babealanche. I got a standing ovation.
He said, 'I saw a babealanche and I forgot my own name.'
She texted me: 'I walked into a babealanche and now I’m famous.'
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