babe trap

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A guy's place that smells like cheap beer and regret, used to lure women in like a bad dating app profile.

My cousin's apartment is so trashy, I swear it tried to eat me.

She said she'd come over, but I think she just wanted the free pizza.

He texted me a photo of his fridge. It had three types of bread and a dead plant.

A guy's home where women go to forget their problems and remember why they hate men.

She said she'd stay the night, but I think she just wanted a free drink.

He showed me his room. It had a poster of a dog wearing sunglasses and a dirty sock on the floor.

She left with a hangover and a new hatred for my brother.

A place where guys try to make women feel special by pretending they’re not total disasters.

He said it was ‘romantic’ when the lights went out. I tripped over a pile of empty pizza boxes.

She came over, and he tried to play guitar. It sounded like a cat had a broken leg.

He told me it was ‘the best night of her life.’ I think she just wanted to go home.