Babe the Blue Ox

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When you trap a woman in the middle of a forest and make her breathe in pine sap until she looks like a smelly blue potato.

I turned my ex into a blue potato with pine sap and a chainsaw.

My girlfriend turned blue because I made her smell like a rotten tree.

He made his crush pass out by making her smell like a forest and a fart.

You tie a woman to a tree and let her scream until she turns blue from all the bad words she yells.

She screamed so loud, the trees shook and turned blue.

My cousin tied her crush to a tree and let her yell bad words for hours.

He made his sister scream until she turned blue and cried like a baby.

You lock a woman in a log cabin with no light and make her smell like a moldy sock until she goes blue.

I locked my girlfriend in a dark cabin and made her smell like a sock that lived in a toilet.

He put his crush in a cabin and left her with moldy socks for a week.

My brother made his crush turn blue from the smell of a sock that never saw the sun.