Babe-Sick

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When you miss your significant other so bad it feels like your heart is screaming in the middle of a crowded mall.

I saw a hot dog and it reminded me of my boyfriend. I cried.

My roommate asked why I was eating cereal at 2 AM. I said, 'Because my babe is in a different time zone and I’m too drunk to text.'

I got a tattoo of my ex’s name. Now I’m stuck with it. My life is a disaster.

When you're so desperate for your partner that you'd start a fight just to hear their voice.

I yelled at my mom for no reason because I wanted to call my boyfriend.

I got into a food fight at the grocery store just to distract myself from missing my babe.

I texted my ex every 5 minutes even though I knew he was ignoring me.

When you're so lost without your person that you ask your pet for relationship advice.

I asked my cat why I wasn’t happy. He stared at me like I was an idiot.

I texted my dog to see if he liked my new boyfriend. He didn’t reply.

My fish died. I cried. My boyfriend wasn’t there. I blamed the fish.

When you miss your lover so much you start talking to your phone like it’s your ex.

I told my phone, 'You’re not my boyfriend anymore.' It didn’t respond.

I screamed at my phone, 'Why did you leave me?' It just rang.

I texted my phone, 'I miss you,' and it replied with 12 notifications.

When you're so broken up you start flirting with every random person just to feel something.

I hit on the barista just to forget my ex. It didn’t work.

I flirted with my boss at work because my heart was dying.

I asked the guy at the grocery store if he wanted to grab a bite. He said no. I cried.

When you're so lost without your person that you start eating your feelings and then blame your ex.

I ate a whole pizza because I was sad. My ex called. I yelled at him.

I cried so much I ate my emotions. My ex said, 'You’re just messy.'

I texted my ex, 'You made me eat 6 tacos.' He replied, 'That’s not my fault.'