babe ruth

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A legendary baseball player who hit huge home runs. The guy who wrote that he was a fatass with only one skill needs to check his pitching stats. Also, the Red Sox’s worst mistake ever, which proves they’re the worst team ever.
I swear the Red Sox were so dumb they signed Babe Ruth just to make him look bad.
Babe Ruth was the best, and the Red Sox were the worst. Simple as that.
If the Red Sox had signed Babe Ruth and he failed, they’d have called him Babe Ruth the Failing.
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When a guy pulls out just before he comes and then sploshes his cum right on her face like he’s calling his shot.
He pulled out and sploshed his cum right on my face. Classic Babe Ruth.
I thought he was going to cum in my eye. He called his shot and sploshed me in the eye.
He didn’t even cum in my mouth. He cummed in my face like a bad baseball player.
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When you walk into a party, spot someone you want to hook up with, and then leave with them like it was destiny.
I walked in, saw her, and left with her. Total Babe Ruth.
He saw me at the party, walked up, and we left together. Babe Ruth move.
She was the only one I saw, and I left with her. Babe Ruth style.
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During sex, she’s about to come, you push her away, grab a bat, and hit her in the face.
She was about to come, I pushed her, grabbed a bat, and hit her in the face. Babe Ruth style.
I didn’t even finish having sex. I hit her in the face with a bat.
She was going to cum, I pulled out a bat and hit her in the face.
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A Rohrer 714, also known as a Quaalude. Called Babe Ruth because he hit 714 home runs.
He took a Babe Ruth and fell asleep on my couch.
She took one and passed out right in front of me.
He took a Babe Ruth and fell off the couch.
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When a guy uses a candy wrapper as a condom and fucks you so hard your tonsils come out like a home run.
He used a candy wrapper and fucked me so hard my tonsils came out.
He used a wrapper, I used my mouth, and my tonsils came out.
He used a wrapper and I screamed like I was being hit by a home run.
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After getting head, he slaps your face with his dick and then hits you with a right hook. Then you can do another move like a shoeless Joe.
He got head, then slaps me with his dick and hits me with a right hook.
He got head, then used his dick to slap me and hit me with a right hook.
He got head, hit me with a right hook, and I fell to the floor.
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