Babe Muffin

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#cute but not hot #friend zone #snack not a meal

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You’re a babe muffin if every girl you talk to calls you babe, but you’re not hot enough to be a stud. You’ve got a face that could make a saint blush, but you’re not tall or built like a superhero. You’re stuck in the friend zone forever unless they’re drunk and you’re brave enough to hit them with a kiss.

Hey babe, you’re cute but why aren’t you dating anyone?

You’re like a snack, not a full meal.

I’d date you if you were taller and had abs.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

You’re a babe muffin if you’re the cutest thing since a puppy got a haircut, but you’re too lazy to work out. You’re like a dessert that’s been sitting in the fridge for a week, still good, but not impressive. You get friend zoned like a regular thing unless the girl is wasted and thinks you’re a rockstar.

You’re like a muffin, sweet, but not a loaf of bread.

If you worked out, you’d be a stud. But you’re too lazy.

You’re cute, but I’m not dating a snack.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

You’re a babe muffin if you’re the kind of guy that makes girls go ‘awww’ but doesn’t have the guts to be a stud. You’re not tall or buff, and you’re too weak to lift weights. You get friend zoned like it’s your job unless they’re drunk and think you’re a legend.

You’re like a baby muffin, tiny, soft, and not a real muffin.

You’re cute, but not the kind of cute that gets dates.

You’re like a snack that’s not even on the menu.

by Slangipedia 15d ago