babe convention

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a place where all the hottest girls in the world crash into one spot, whether they planned it or just got lucky. it’s like a party for your eyes, but with more sweat and less brainpower.
the whole mall turned into a babe convention when the new gym opened
i walked into a babe convention and got distracted for three hours
the babe convention happened at the gas station and no one left for lunch
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when a bunch of hot girls show up in the same place at the same time, and it feels like the universe is giving you a free pass to be distracted.
the babe convention started in the coffee shop and ended in the parking lot
i went to the store and it was a babe convention
the babe convention happened at work and no one got anything done
3
a big mess of hot girls in one place. it’s like a fight, but instead of punches, you get eye-farts and heartburn.
the babe convention happened at the airport and i missed my flight
i went to the park and it was a babe convention
the babe convention was so loud, my dog ran away
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when so many hot girls show up in one place, it feels like the sky is falling, but you’re too busy staring to care.
the babe convention started in the grocery store and i forgot to buy milk
i walked into a babe convention and my brain short-circuited
the babe convention happened at the bar and no one left
5
a bunch of hot girls all in one place. it’s like a dream, but with more screaming and less sleep.
i went to the library and it was a babe convention
the babe convention started in the subway and no one got off
i had a babe convention at my house and my mom was not happy
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when a whole lot of hot girls crash into one spot at once, and it’s like the universe just gave you a slap and a bonus.
the babe convention happened in the office and my boss was confused
i walked into the mall and it was a babe convention
the babe convention started at the park and lasted all day
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