Babe collector

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A guy who thinks he's a god because he's got a bunch of hot girls hooked on him

He texts all his exes on his birthday just to remind them he's still the king.

He bragged about his 'collection' at the bar like it was the Olympics.

He called his mom to tell her he got a new babe and she just said, 'You're still a failure.'

A man who treats women like toys and switches them out when they get boring

He dumped his third girlfriend in a row because she didn't laugh at his jokes.

He told his new babe he was going to 'upgrade' her in two weeks.

He asked his ex if she wanted to come back, and she just said, 'No, I'm still mad you left me for a hotter one.'

A guy who thinks getting laid is the same thing as being rich

He showed off his new babe at the grocery store like it was a trophy.

He told his friends he had 'sixteen babes' and no one believed him.

He texted his old babe to say he had a new one and she just replied with, 'You're still a loser.'