babe and a half

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a person so hot they could make a microwave blush and a burger drip its sauce
You walked in and the whole room went silent. Babe and a half, no cap.
My ex just texted me a selfie. Babe and a half, and she still thinks I’m cute.
That barista at the café? Babe and a half. I’ve been trying to flirt with her for weeks.
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so good-looking they could make a statue of beauty weep and a pizza forget its toppings
My cousin saw him at the mall. She said, ‘That’s a babe and a half.’ I believed her.
He’s my neighbor. Babe and a half. I’ve been eyeing him since Tuesday.
My dog just stared at her. I think he called her a babe and a half.
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so attractive they could make a mirror lie and a donut feel jealous
I saw her at the gym. Babe and a half. I ran a mile just to impress her.
He asked me out. I said, ‘You’re a babe and a half, but I’m not that desperate.’
My friend’s new crush? Babe and a half. He’s been talking about her nonstop.
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