babe and a bottle

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You drag a girl to a party and you both guzzle from the same bottle of cheap liquor until you're both drunk and too embarrassed to leave.

I brought my ex to the party and we drank so much we passed out on the floor.

My cousin tried to impress his crush with a bottle of rum and ended up making a fool of himself.

We drank the whole bottle of tequila and still didn’t get a date.

That fancy spray you think will turn you into a hot mess and make everyone want to flirt with you.

I used that deodorant and still got ignored at the gym.

My sister spent $50 on perfume and still couldn’t get a date.

He sprayed that stuff and still got called a nerd.