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A babe is a hot person who's nice, funny, and makes you want to punch your friends for not noticing them first.
Hey babe, why are you still single? Your ex is in the hospital from jealousy.
Babe, I’d date you even if you had a beard and smelled like a garbage can.
You’re a babe, so stop pretending you’re not.
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A babe is someone you think is yours, even if they’re with someone else. You also call your buddy babe if they’re hot.
Babe, I saw you with that guy at the mall. I’m still your babe, right?
Babe, I’m not your boyfriend, but I’m still your babe.
You’re my babe, and I don’t care if you’re with my brother.
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A babe is someone who looks good and makes you forget your own face. Could be a girl or a guy.
Babe, you’re so hot, I forgot how to breathe.
That guy is a babe. He’s also my ex. I hate him.
She’s a babe, and I’m not even lying.
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A babe is a person who looks good, is talented, and makes everyone around them wish they were them.
That babe just walked in, and I’m now the worst person on Earth.
Babe, you’re the best at everything, and I’m jealous.
You’re a babe, and I’m just your friend who stares at you too much.
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A babe is a hot person who’s fun, and people love them. They’re also the reason why you’re late to work.
Babe, I was so distracted by you, I missed my bus.
You’re a babe, and I’m your biggest fan, even if I’m also your worst friend.
Babe, I skipped my job to text you.
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A babe is someone who’s cute, and you feel like you own them. Even if they’re not yours.
Babe, I own you now. You’re my babe forever.
You’re my babe, even if you’re with someone else.
Babe, I called you that, so now you’re mine.
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A babe is a pig raised by sheepdogs who learned to herd sheep. Don’t call your guy babe unless you’re ready for some serious teasing.
Don’t call him babe, or he’ll start acting like a pig.
You called your guy babe, and now he’s eating your sandwich.
Babe? More like pig, and I’m not scared of you.
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