babdu

My dog is a babdu. It chews my shoes like it's trying to kill me.

I named my dog babdu because it's the worst.

Babdu is my dog. It barks at the mailman like he owes it money.

My dog is a babdu. It poops on my carpet and laughs at me.

Babdu is the name of my dog. It's the most embarrassing thing ever.

I call my dog babdu because it looks like a babdu and it's the worst.

My dog is called babdu because I'm a babdu and I'm stupid.

I gave my dog the name babdu because I'm a babdu and I don't know anything.

My dog is a babdu. I am a babdu. We are both stupid.