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When someone screws you over so bad you think they're giving you a compliment instead of a beatdown.

My boss said he was giving me a promotion, but it turned out I was just getting more work.

My friend said she'd help me move, but she showed up with a broom and left me with all the boxes.

My ex said she was doing me a favor by breaking up with me, but I was just left with the bill for the restaurant.

You think they're helping you, but they're really just using you like a meat puppet.

My mom said she'd help me clean my room, but she just moved everything to her house.

My teacher said she was giving me extra credit, but I ended up doing all his work.

My brother said he'd help me with my math homework, but he just copied my answers.

They twist your arm until you think you're getting a prize, but it's just a bigger headache.

My friend said he'd help me with my project, but he made me do all the work.

My coworker said he was going to take me out to lunch, but it turned out it was just a free coffee.

My neighbor said she'd help me with my garden, but she just pulled out all my plants.

They turn your life into a mess, and you think it's a gift, but it's just a bigger mess.

My boss said he was giving me a raise, but it turned out I was just working more hours.

My friend said she'd help me move, but she just took all my stuff.

My ex said she was doing me a favor by leaving, but she just left me with the bill.

They play you like a fiddle, and you think you're getting a tune, but it's just a rough ride.

My teacher said she'd give me an easy test, but it turned out it was the hardest one ever.

My mom said she'd help me with my homework, but she just made me do it all over again.

My coworker said he'd help me with my project, but he just took all the credit.

They pull you under the boat, and you think you're getting a ride, but it's just a sinking ship.

My friend said he'd help me with my math, but he just made me do all the problems.

My neighbor said she'd help me with my garden, but she just killed all my plants.

My boss said he was giving me a break, but it turned out I had more work.