Babcock University

My grades are so bad, Babcock University should give me a scholarship for failure.

I feel like I’ve been exiled to the afterlife just to suffer through finals.

Babcock is the only place where the library is louder than the cafeteria.

I thought I was signing up for college, not a life sentence of bad decisions.

Babcock is where your dreams go to die and your stress goes to live.

This place turned my fun into a full-time job.

Babcock is the only place where the syllabus is longer than your patience.

I think the textbooks are whispering bad advice to the students.

This school is so bad, it gave me a headache just by existing.

Babcock University is like a brain transplant gone wrong.

I came here for education, but my brain ran away and never came back.

This school is so confusing, it turned my brain into a lost puppy.

After a year here, I hate Babcock more than I hate my ex.

This place turned my love for learning into a love-hate relationship.

I survived Babcock, but I don’t know if I want to live anymore.

Babcock is the only place where your grades look like they got run over by a bus.

I got a D in math and my self-esteem got a C.

My grades are so bad, they’ve started a support group for failed students.