Babcicle

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Like an icicle, but way worse because it’s made of babble and bad choices
My cousin’s babcicle was so loud I had to put on headphones just to survive the morning.
That babcicle looked like it fell out of a trash can and tried to be fancy.
My mom’s babcicle is so long it could be a new kind of torture.
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An icicle that came from someone who talks too much and doesn’t know how to shut up
My brother’s babcicle is like a podcast that never ends.
That babcicle is so long it’s like a bad story told by a drunk person.
My dad’s babcicle is so loud it woke up the neighbor’s dog.
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A babcicle is like a frozen scream from someone who has no idea what they're doing
My sister’s babcicle sounds like a screaming goat in a blender.
That babcicle is so bad it should be put in a time-out.
My uncle’s babcicle is longer than my math homework.
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A babcicle is when a babble gets so loud it turns into ice and hangs from the ceiling like a cry for help
My little brother’s babcicle is like a cry for help from the ceiling.
That babcicle looks like it’s about to fall and hit me in the face.
My grandma’s babcicle is so big it could be a new kind of holiday decoration.
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A babcicle is an icicle that’s been cursed by bad decisions and loud talking
My mom’s babcicle is cursed and it’s been haunting me since breakfast.
That babcicle is so cursed it could give you nightmares.
My brother’s babcicle is like a cursed icicle from a bad movie.
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A babcicle is like an icicle, but it’s been through hell and it’s still trying to be cool
My sister’s babcicle went through hell and came back just to annoy me.
That babcicle looks like it’s been through a war and still wants to be cool.
My dad’s babcicle is like a war survivor who still talks too much.
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