Babcia

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A Polish grandma who thinks she's the boss of everything, including your life, your diet, and your future. She’s got a knife collection that would make a pirate blush and a hatred for anything that isn’t kielbasa or pierogi.
My Babcia threatened to cut my hair with a meat cleaver if I didn't eat my soup.
She yelled at the mailman for bringing the wrong kind of bread.
She shot a Jehovah's Witness for asking if she wanted to join a cult.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A Polish grandma who’s been waiting for the apocalypse for 30 years, just so she can yell at the wrong people and throw pie in their faces.
She told the tax collector he was a disgrace and threw a cream pie in his face.
She screamed at the priest for not giving her a better blessing.
She threatened to shoot the pizza delivery guy for bringing the wrong kind of cheese.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Your Polish grandma, who thinks you're the worst kid ever, and she’s armed with a rolling pin, a knife, and the worst kind of Polish food you’ve ever had.
She hit me with a rolling pin because I didn’t eat my cabbage rolls.
She called the police because I said I didn’t want to eat pierogi.
She threatened to put me in a meat grinder if I didn’t stop talking.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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