Babci

My aunt went to the store and bought 10 loaves of bread just because she heard the bakery was on sale.

He bought 20 eggs because the carton said 'limited time offer' and now he has egg dementia.

My grandma bought 50 cans of soup because she thought it was a good deal and now she’s living in a can fortress.

My brother uses his sister as a cum disposal every time he gets a new job and doesn't even thank her.

The guy at the office uses the printer as a cum disposal and now the printer has a life of its own.

My friend’s dog is a cum disposal and he’s proud of it.

Joe walked into the room like he owned the place and then proceeded to eat all the pizza.

Joe showed up to the meeting with a sandwich and didn’t even say hello.

Joe started a band called 'Joe Babci and the Cum Disposal' and it’s now a national disaster.