babcham

Babcia called me a f***ing idiot because I spilled coffee on her shoes.

She screamed at my brother for eating her cookies at 2 AM.

She told my dad he was a lousy husband and a worse father.

Babcia showed up at the party wearing a sock and a hat.

She said my uncle was a f***ing disgrace and threw a pie in his face.

She told the mailman he was a lazy bum and kicked his mailbox.

Babcia told my mom she was a f***ing mess and threw out her cake.

She yelled at the dog for barking at her and chased it with a broom.

She called my teacher a f***ing dummy and took over the classroom.