Babby Girl

She bought a fake designer bag with her allowance money and called it a 'status symbol.'

She posted a selfie in a gas station parking lot and called it 'luxury.'

She spent $5 on a snack and called it 'a small investment in my future.'

She texted me 20 times about her lunch and called it 'a life update.'

She monologued about her crush in the middle of math class.

She sent me a 3-minute voice note about her day and called it 'a quick check-in.'

She said she could beat anyone in a spelling bee and failed the first round.

She claimed she could sing and sounded like a cat with a sore throat.

She said she was the best at everything and got a C on her math test.