babby batter

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1
the stuff babies come from when you're too drunk to think straight
My cousin's babby batter was so bad, it made the dog cry.
He said he'd only have one beer, but now he's babby battering the entire bar.
My mom's babby batter is why I was born on a Tuesday.
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the liquid version of your embarrassment when you realize you're not a man anymore
My babby batter was so strong, it knocked out the mailman.
He was babby battering in the parking lot like a maniac.
I had to hide in the closet because my babby batter was too loud.
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what happens when your brain decides to go on vacation and your body stays behind
She was babby battering in the grocery store, right in front of the cereal aisle.
His babby batter was so bad, it made the baby cry.
I had to leave the party because my babby batter was too much.
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