babbus

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A fat man who eats like a pig, cries at every Christmas movie, and sleeps so much he could be a mattress.
My uncle is a babbus. He eats 10 sandwiches at once.
That babbus cried at *The Grinch* and then fell asleep.
He's a babbus. He once watched *Home Alone* three times in one day.
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A word you use when you’re too lazy to think of anything else.
I saw a monster. I said 'babbus.'
That shirt is ugly. I call it a babbus.
He did something stupid. I just said 'babbus.'
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Boobs so full of milk they look like they’re about to explode. Men go crazy for them.
Her boobs are a babbus. They look like they’re going to explode.
He saw a babbus and fainted.
That babbus is so big, it’s like a milk fountain.
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A tiny human that cries a lot and poops everywhere.
My baby is a babbus. He poops in my bed.
That babbus cried for 2 hours.
The babbus pooped on the floor. Again.
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A man who’s got a heart as big as a pizza and a butt that could win a competition.
He’s a babbus. His butt is bigger than my fridge.
That babbus has a heart so big, it could hold a whole family.
He’s a babbus. He once sat on a chair and broke it.
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