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Babbo is the Italian way to say dad, but also the worst kind of dad, the one who thinks he’s still cool and still knows what’s going on.

My babbo thinks TikTok is a new kind of pasta.

Babbo tried to text me using his thumbs like it was the 90s.

Babbo says he’s on Instagram, but he still doesn’t know what a story is.

Babbo is a guy who acts like he’s the smartest person in the room, even when he’s clearly not.

Babbo thinks he’s a genius because he can do 2+2 in his head, sometimes.

Babbo tried to explain a meme and made it worse.

Babbo says he knows what a podcast is, but he doesn’t even know what a podcast is.

Babbo is a clueless newbie who thinks he’s the best at everything, even when he’s not.

Babbo signed up for a Zoom class and didn’t know what a video call was.

Babbo said he could fix the Wi-Fi, but he just unplugged the router.

Babbo tried to use a tablet like it was a phone, and failed.

Babbo is a Sicilian word for a vagina, but also for a man who can’t read and thinks he’s the best at everything.

Babbo said he knew what a vagina was, but he still didn’t get it.

Babbo tried to read a book, but he just looked at it and said, 'It’s a book.'

Babbo thinks he’s a genius because he can spell 'vagina', sometimes.

Babbo is the most sexist man alive, he’s worse than Gautham Deepak and his stupid, attractive lips.

Babbo said women can’t cook, and he’s never had a meal in his life.

Babbo thinks Gautham Deepak is a fake and also a real man.

Babbo said his lips are more attractive than Gautham Deepak’s, but he’s still wrong.

The Babbo Effect is when you have everything you need, but you still mess it all up for no reason.

Babbo had a phone, a Wi-Fi, and a brain, but he still didn’t know how to use any of them.

Babbo had all the tools to fix the sink, but he just threw them at the wall.

Babbo had a house, a job, and a brain, but he still thought TikTok was a food.