Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you're too wasted to talk straight and your lies come out like sludge.

'I didn't steal your lunch money... I just borrowed it... for a little bit... maybe.'

'You're not fat. You're just... temporarily full.'

'That wasn't a curse. That was a compliment.'

2

The sound you make when you're just sitting there doing nothing and your mouth is still working.

'I swear I just did that on purpose.'

'I was thinking about my dog.'

'I just needed to speak.'

3

Talking like a confused toddler who just got hit by a truck and didn't know what happened.

'I was like, no, but then I was like, yes, but then I was like, no again.'

'I told my dog I was going to the store, and now I'm here.'

'I had a plan, but it was a bad one.'

4

A jumble of words that makes your brain hurt like it got kicked by a donkey.

'This is a sentence that has no meaning and is just here to annoy you.'

'I speak in languages that only exist in my head.'

'I told a story that ended with me eating a shoe.'

5

When you can't help but talk about nothing, even though it's not important.

'I just needed to fill the silence with words.'

'I had to say something, even though it didn't make sense.'

'I talked about my socks for ten minutes.'

6

The kind of talking that makes your brain want to throw up, like your boss at a meeting.

'And so, the numbers went up, and then the numbers went down, and then the numbers went up again, and then the numbers went somewhere else.'

'The report said 30% of people like pizza, but I think that's wrong.'

'I have a theory about the coffee machine.'

7

When something is so good or so bad, you drop everything to yell 'Daaaaaaamn!'

'I saw my ex at the store. Daaaaaaamn!'

'This cake tastes like regret. Daaaaaaamn!'

'My dog just ate my homework. Daaaaaaamn!'