Babbly

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When you can't stop talking nonsense just to fill the silence, even though no one wants to hear it.

'I went to the store, then I thought about my cat's hat, and now I'm thinking about why the sky is blue.'

I told my mom I was going to the mall, but I just went to the laundromat.

My friend talked for 10 minutes about his toaster, and I was still confused.

The sound of someone making up words just to hear themselves talk.

'Blorp is a new word, and it means the feeling you get when you see a pink flamingo.'

I was in the middle of a conversation, and my brother just started talking about his pet sock.

My teacher said, 'I’m going to talk about my pet goldfish's dreams.'

When you talk like a babbling idiot who doesn’t know what they're saying.

'I went to the store, bought bread, then I cried because the bread was sad.'

My friend told me a story about a chicken who fell in love with a lamp.

My little brother says, 'The sky is green, and it’s made of candy.'

A mess of words that don’t make sense, like a toddler who just got a new toy and won’t stop screaming.

'The cow jumped over the moon, and then the moon fell into the sea.'

My cousin told me about a fish that lived in a tree and talked about philosophy.

My dog said, 'I am a wizard, and I will rule the world.'

When people like accountants and bosses talk about boring stuff that means nothing.

'We need to increase our efficiency by 37.4% to meet our KPIs.'

My boss said, 'We’re going to innovate, even though we don’t know what innovation is.'

The accountant told me, 'We need to account for the fact that the printer is sad.'

When something is so wild, crazy, or amazing that you drop everything to say, 'Daaaaaamn!'

My dog ran into the street and came back with a chicken in his mouth. Daaaaaamn!

My friend ate a whole pizza in one bite. Daaaaaamn!

My brother told me he turned into a superhero. Daaaaaamn!

When you lie so much, it sounds like a gurgling mess, like a baby who just got hit with a spoon.

'I didn’t steal the cookies, I borrowed them for a moment.'

My friend told me he’s a billionaire, but he still eats soup from a can.

My little brother said, 'I was eaten by a dragon, and it was delicious.'