babbling buffoon

My cousin is a babbling buffoon. He yells about pizza at 3 a. m. and cries about clouds.

My teacher says I'm a babbling buffoon. I think she just doesn't like my face.

My dog is a babbling buffoon. He barks at the mailman and then eats my homework.

My friend is a babbling buffoon. He talks about his chicken nuggets like they’re the last meal on Earth.

My mom says I'm a babbling buffoon. I think she’s just mad I ate her cookies.

My brother is a babbling buffoon. He talks about video games and then forgets his own name.

My teacher is a babbling buffoon. She talks about homework like it’s a war.

My friend says I'm a babbling buffoon. I think he just wants me to shut up.

My dog is a babbling buffoon. He barks at the vacuum and then eats my shoes.