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When someone talks your ear off about stuff that doesn't matter and you're just trying to survive

My cousin told me about his goldfish's bad hair day for 20 minutes.

My mom rambled about her yoga class like it was the final exam.

My brother talked about his toaster like it was a rockstar.

When someone spits out words like they’re trying to drown you in noise

My teacher talked about the moon landing like it was a TikTok trend.

My friend blabbed about his pet lizard for 10 minutes straight.

My uncle yapped about his garden like it was a national treasure.

When someone talks so much you start thinking they're gonna take over your brain

My neighbor told me about his cat's life like it was a biography.

My cousin explained her cereal choice for 15 minutes.

My dad went on about his car like it was a spaceship.

When someone goes on a word vomit session and you're just trying to escape

My friend told me about his dream job like it was a movie script.

My sister rambled about her skincare routine for 10 minutes.

My brother talked about his video game like it was a religion.

When someone talks nonstop about stuff that's completely useless and you just want to die

My mom explained her yoga flow like it was a college class.

My brother went on about his sock collection for 15 minutes.

My uncle talked about his plants like they were celebrities.