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The loud messy nonsense that comes out of someone’s mouth when they’ve been sniffing speedmeth and can’t form a real sentence to save their life.

'I think I’m gonna eat the TV and then go to the moon.'

'Why is the sky blue? Why is my brain on fire? Why won’t you stop talking?!”

‘I’m not crazy. I just have a subscription to chaos.’

When a person on speedmeth tries to talk, but it sounds like a raccoon with a blowtorch is inside their head.

‘I’m gonna marry the fridge and then rob a bank.’

'The pizza is watching me. It’s gonna eat me alive.'

‘I have 12 heads and 37 lives. I’m not lying.’

The kind of speech you get when someone’s brain is melting from speedmeth and they’re too busy yelling at ghosts to make sense.

‘The ghost of my childhood is here to steal my socks.’

'I’m gonna punch the sun in the face and win.’

‘I have a pet dragon named Bob. He’s very judgmental.’

When someone’s on speedmeth and they’re talking so fast and loud, it’s like a tornado of nonsense just hit your ears.

‘I’m gonna build a spaceship out of cereal boxes and fly to Mars.’

'The moon is made of cheese and it’s angry at me.’

‘I have 47 arms and I’m gonna shake the sky.’

The rambling, confusing, and sometimes violent speech of someone high on speedmeth, who thinks they’re a superhero.

‘I’m the mighty Bob. I will conquer the universe.’

'The evil cereal is trying to take over my brain.’

‘I have a sword made of glitter. It’s very deadly.’