babblebox

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Your mouth when it won't stop spitting out words like a broken blender full of garbage.

'I just ate a sandwich, but I'm also thinking about my ex's dog's opinion on my life choices.'

'I swear I'm not rambling, I'm just giving you the full story.'

'I'm not talking too much, I'm just being thorough.'

That thing you stare at when you're too lazy to move, and it makes you even lazier and fatter.

'I watched six episodes of my favorite show and still didn't eat dinner.'

'I turned on the TV and now I've forgotten my own name.'

'I used to be smart, then I got a TV.'

A tiny corner of the internet where people argue about the meaning of life using only 140 characters and bad grammar.

'Why is the sky blue? Because the clouds are jealous of the sun.'

'I'm not arguing, I'm just correcting your facts.'

'This is not a debate, it's a war.'