1
When someone texts you nonstop with every tiny brain fart they have, like they're trying to fill your phone up just to annoy you.
Why did I eat cereal for dinner? I don’t know. Texting you about it feels important.
I think my sock is alive. It’s watching me. I’m not crazy. Texting you proves it.
The coffee was cold. I'm texting you about it. You're welcome.