babble it

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1
Making stupid noises to waste time and sound like a confused fish.
'I’m just babbling because I have nothing to say and my brain is broken.'
'This is why I don’t talk to people.'
'I’m babbling because I’m bored and I’m not smart enough to be funny.'
2
Talking like a brain-dead parrot that doesn’t know what it’s saying.
'Why are you even here? I’m just talking nonsense.'
'I’m babbling because I’m high and I don’t care.'
'I don’t know what I’m saying, but I’m saying it anyway.'
3
Spitting out a bunch of words that don’t mean anything, like a mad scientist with no idea what he’s doing.
'I’m babbling because I have no idea what I’m talking about.'
'I just said a whole sentence that meant nothing.'
'I’m talking like a confused toddler who just ate a whole pizza.'
4
You can’t shut up and you’re saying stuff that doesn’t matter, like a dog that just got hit by a car.
'I’m babbling because I have no life and I’m trying to fill the silence.'
'I’m talking about the weather in 2013 and it’s not even relevant.'
'I’m babbling because I’m bored and I’m not smart enough to be funny.'
5
When people like lawyers and accountants talk like they know everything, but they don’t.
'I’m babbling because I’m trying to sound important but I don’t know what I’m talking about.'
'I’m talking like I know what I’m doing, but I don’t.'
'I’m babbling because I’m trying to impress people who don’t care.'
6
When something is so crazy or awesome that it stops you dead in your tracks and you yell, 'Daaaamn!'
'I was eating a sandwich and I saw a cat wearing a hat, and I yelled, 'Daaaamn!''
'I was walking to work and saw a guy dancing on a fire hydrant, and I yelled, 'Daaaamn!''
'I was doing my taxes and I saw a number that made no sense, and I yelled, 'Daaaamn!''
7
Sounding like a babbling brook full of lies and nonsense.
'I’m babbling because I’m lying and I don’t know how to tell the truth.'
'I’m talking like I’m a brook and I don’t know what I’m saying.'
'I’m babbling because I’m lying and I don’t know how to stop.'
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