Babble biscuit

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A babble biscuit is when someone talks so much garbage it sounds like a broken toaster full of bad decisions.
My cousin tried to explain his life in 30 seconds. It was a babble biscuit. I needed a nap.
The teacher asked a question. The student answered with a babble biscuit. The class was confused.
My mom's advice is a babble biscuit. It makes no sense, but I still listen.
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A babble biscuit is when someone’s words are so bad they should be thrown in the trash and set on fire.
My friend's speech was a babble biscuit. I actually laughed at it.
The guy at the bar told a story that was a babble biscuit. I left before it ended.
My brother’s rant was a babble biscuit. I’m still recovering.
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A babble biscuit is when someone’s mouth is so full of nonsense it should be illegal.
My teacher’s lecture was a babble biscuit. I almost fell asleep.
My friend’s excuse for being late was a babble biscuit. It was ridiculous.
My dad's story about his day was a babble biscuit. I had to leave the room.
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A babble biscuit is when someone talks so much nonsense it sounds like a chicken exploded in a blender.
My little brother’s story was a babble biscuit. It was like listening to a chicken in a blender.
The girl in class gave a presentation that was a babble biscuit. Everyone was confused.
My mom’s advice was a babble biscuit. It made no sense, but I still listened.
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A babble biscuit is when someone’s words are so bad they make your brain hurt like it got hit by a pizza.
My uncle’s story was a babble biscuit. I got a headache just listening to it.
The guy on the bus told a babble biscuit. I almost fell off the seat.
My friend’s explanation of his life was a babble biscuit. I needed a pizza to survive.
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