Babbitted

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When you die for a cause so dumb it makes your brain shut down.
I got babbitted for wearing socks with sandals to a funeral.
My cousin babbitted himself trying to prove aliens exist.
That kid babbitted for a pizza coupon.
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When you die for something so stupid it’s like your brain got kicked by a donkey.
She babbitted for a free cup of coffee.
He babbitted over a broken toaster.
They babbitted for a lost sock.
3
A word for something so low quality it’s like it was born in a dumpster.
That shirt is babbitted.
His hair is babbitted and smells like old pizza.
That car is so babbitted it’s like it was hit by a garbage truck.
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When you mess around and then get caught in the worst way.
He babbitted and got caught with the teacher’s coffee.
She babbitted and got suspended for eating in class.
They babbitted and got kicked out of the movie theater.
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A funny way to say someone is lying and it’s not even close to being good.
He told a babbitted lie about being rich.
She said she was a princess and that was babbitted trash.
That guy told a babbitted lie and it was so bad it was bullbabbitted.
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A babbitted is like a slut but way worse. They go after anyone, even their own family.
That babbitted tried to seduce her brother.
She babbitted and dated her own mom.
He babbitted and slept with his uncle.
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A sweet nickname for someone you really like. Like baby and rabbit had a baby.
My baby rabbit is my babbitted.
She called her crush babbitted.
His girlfriend is his babbitted and he loves her.
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