Babbery Power

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The crazy force it takes to turn on an electric razor like it's the last day on Earth and you're gonna shave the devil himself.
I used so much Babbery Power this morning, my face is gonna grow back by tonight.
That razor needed a full charge and a prayer to start working.
He turned on the razor like it was a nuclear bomb and he was the president.
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The amount of rage you need to use an electric razor because it's the only thing standing between you and a full beard.
I had to yell at my razor just to get it to start.
That Babbery Power was so strong, it scared my dog away.
I used so much Babbery Power, my beard tried to rebel.
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The stupid amount of energy you waste trying to get a stupid electric razor to work like it's your ex and you're still trying to impress them.
I spent 10 minutes just to turn on my razor. What even is life?
That razor was like my ex. I had to beg it to work.
I used so much Babbery Power, my face is now a masterpiece.
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The ridiculous amount of power you need to start an electric razor because it's the only thing that can save you from looking like a homeless man.
I used so much Babbery Power, I think my razor got a PhD.
That razor needed a full charge and a second opinion to start working.
I turned on my razor like it was the last hope of humanity.
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The amount of energy it takes to start an electric razor like it's the final boss and you're the last man standing.
I used so much Babbery Power, my face is now a war zone.
That razor was like the final boss. I had to use all my strength to beat it.
I turned on my razor like it was going to kill me.
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The insane amount of power you need to start an electric razor because it's like fighting a dragon with a toothbrush.
I used so much Babbery Power, my beard tried to take over my face.
That razor was like a dragon. I had to fight it to get it to work.
I turned on my razor like it was a dragon and I was the knight.
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