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A person who talks so much junk it sounds like a broken toilet
Why is the sky blue? Because I said so. That's why.
I'm rich. I have a phone.
The moon is made of cheese. I ate it. Now I'm full.
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A human who lies so much they think the truth is a myth
I didn't steal your lunch. I borrowed it. For a little bit.
I'm not fat. I'm just temporarily full.
I never failed. I just got promoted to the floor below.
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A person who spits out nonsense like it's their last meal
I was born in a microwave. I died in a toaster.
I can run faster than the wind. I once ran away from a breeze.
I have 1000 brothers. They're all in my head.
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Someone who talks so much garbage it smells like a landfill
I have a pet dragon. It's named Bob.
I can eat a whole pizza in one bite. I did it yesterday.
I can fly. I just haven't found the right shoes yet.
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A human who makes up stories so wild they should be in a movie
I was chased by a giant chicken. I won.
I once talked to a ghost. He had a bad attitude.
I can turn invisible. I just haven't found the right shirt yet.