Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

old, smelly, sticky, and barely worth smoking stuff that passes for pot

My cousin got babbage from a guy who looked like he slept in a trash can.

That was the worst babbage I've ever had. It tasted like mold and regret.

I tried to smoke babbage and it felt like my lungs were being tortured.

2

a genius guy from way back who beat up a fancy code and is basically a god of secrets

Charles Babbage was like the Batman of math and ciphers.

He was so good, even Vigenere was like, 'Whoa, I'm out of my league.'

Babbage was a legend. He should have his own superhero movie.

3

the opposite of pretty, like a broken-up mess of a person or a ruined thing

That kid is so babbage, he looks like he was hit by a trash truck.

Her face was babbage after the party. She looked like a raccoon with a bad hair day.

That shirt was babbage. It looked like it had been through a war.

4

your average, everyday weed that doesn't make you feel special

I smoke babbage every day. It's like eating plain rice for breakfast.

My friend says he only smokes babbage because it's all he can afford.

That babbage is so basic, it’s like the original version of everything.

5

weird, bad, and full of stuff you don’t want in your smoke

That babbage had more seeds than a squirrel’s lunch.

I smoked babbage that was like green sawdust. It was brutal.

That babbage had stems like a jungle gym. It was a nightmare.

6

the kind of weed that makes you question your life choices

That babbage was so seedy, I thought I was smoking a bag of old peas.

I smoked babbage that was so bad, I felt like I had been through a blender.

That babbage was so bad, it made me want to quit smoking altogether.

7

a total waste of time and effort, like someone who can't do anything right

That guy is babbage. He failed at everything, even breathing.

She was babbage. She couldn’t even pass a test.

That kid is babbage. He looked like he had never been taught how to live.