Babb Stabbing

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When someone shoves their junk in your butt while you’re trying to poop and it feels like your insides are being stabbed by a giant fartsack.
My cousin tried Babb Stabbing during a family dinner and it was like a warzone in my colon.
He did it in the middle of my math test and I got a D because I was too busy screaming.
My dog tried Babb Stabbing on my brother and now he’s got a permanent fartsack tattoo.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A brutal butt poke that happens when you’re mid-bathroom break and someone decides to use your butt as a portal for their penis.
I was on the toilet and my friend walked in and did Babb Stabbing. I almost peed my pants.
She did it during my period and it felt like my insides were being yelled at.
He did it in my grandma’s bathroom and now she won’t let me use it anymore.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When you're sitting there trying to poop and someone slams their junk into your butt like it’s a surprise party for your colon.
My boss did Babb Stabbing during a meeting and I had to leave to go to the bathroom.
My little brother did it in my backpack and I smelled like a fart factory.
My crush did it during a kiss and I turned into a tomato.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A butt attack that happens when you're trying to make stool and someone's junk comes in like it's a poop thief stealing your business.
He did Babb Stabbing in the middle of my lunch and I threw my sandwich at him.
My sister did it during my video game session and I lost the game.
He did it in the middle of my shower and I had to turn the water on full blast.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When someone decides to use your butt as a meat grinder while you're trying to make stool and it feels like your colon is being crushed by a giant fartsack.
I was in the middle of a poop and my friend did Babb Stabbing. I had to take a break from my poop party.
She did it during my homework time and I got all my math problems wrong.
He did it in my classroom and the teacher gave me a detention.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A brutal butt poke that happens when you're trying to poop and someone’s junk decides to crash the poop party like it’s a fartsack invasion.
He did Babb Stabbing in my room and I screamed so loud my mom came in.
She did it during my sleepover and I had to leave the party.
He did it in my car and now I can’t go anywhere without remembering it.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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