babatoged

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When a girl intentionally knocks up her guy just to keep him from leaving her ass

She babatoged him right after he said he was done with her junk food addiction.

He tried to break up with her, but she pulled out a pregnancy test like it was a weapon.

He moved out, but she showed up at his new apartment with a baby blanket and a curse.

A sneaky way to keep a guy from ditching you by making him responsible for a kid

She babatoged him during their third date, right after he said he hated kids.

He was about to propose, but she made him sign a baby contract instead.

He wanted to go to college, but now he's stuck with a kid and a mother who won't shut up.

When a woman uses her womb like a weapon to keep a guy from walking out

He said he was leaving, but she dropped a baby bomb in his lap.

He tried to move on, but she showed up with a baby and a f***ing ultrasound.

He was about to get a new job, but now he's stuck with a kid and a woman who won't stop talking about it.

A guy's worst nightmare when a woman makes him the dad of her kid on purpose

He was about to start a new life, but she showed up with a baby and a baby name.

He tried to forget her, but she sent him a baby picture with a f***ing caption.

He was about to get engaged, but she showed up with a kid and a baby stroller.

When a girl turns her guy into a father just to keep him from walking out

He was about to leave, but she pulled out a baby picture and a baby name.

He tried to move on, but she showed up at his new job with a baby and a baby rattle.

He was about to get a promotion, but she made him the dad of her kid instead.