Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when a woman shows up and turns your whole life into a nightmare you never saw coming

My ex showed up at my wedding. It was like hell broke loose.

She texted me at 2 a. m. about my hair. I had to go to work.

He said he was single. Then she showed up. I died.

2

the universe’s way of telling you that you messed up and now you have to live with it

I thought I was safe. Then she came. My life was ruined.

He said he was done with her. Then she came. He was a fool.

She texted me during a test. I got a D. It was her fault.

3

when a woman takes your life and turns it into a trash fire you can’t escape

She showed up at my job. My boss yelled at me. I got fired.

He texted me during my lunch break. I had to eat alone.

She showed up at my house. I cried. I ran.

4

proof that the universe hates you and sent a woman to torment you for eternity

She showed up at my gym. I got a cramp. I died.

He said he was happy. Then she showed up. He was a liar.

She texted me during my dinner. I got food on my shirt. I cried.

5

when a woman walks in and everything you love gets destroyed in one go

She walked into my room. My peace was gone. I cried.

He said he was free. Then she came. He was a prisoner.

She showed up during my nap. I got a headache. I was done.

6

the worst thing that can ever happen to you and it’s a woman

She showed up at my concert. I had to leave. It was hell.

He said he was done with her. Then she showed up. He was wrong.

She texted me during my bath. I got wet. I was mad.