babatash

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flinging poop on some loser’s upper lip so they look like they’ve got a giant stinkin’ mustache. the victim doesn’t even know what hit them and keeps wondering why their face smells like a sewer.
my cousin tried to babatash my uncle at the family reunion. now the whole house smells like a dead rat.
i saw my teacher do a babatash on the principal during lunch. it was glorious.
my brother did a babatash on my dog. the dog ran away and didn’t come back.
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using poop to make someone look like they’ve got a mustache. the victim doesn’t even realize it and keeps sniffing their face like it’s a crime scene.
my mom did a babatash on my dad during dinner. it ruined the whole meal.
i did a babatash on my friend during the test. he failed and i got an A.
my friend’s dog did a babatash on my teacher. the teacher cried.
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covering someone’s lip in poop to make them look like they’ve got a mustache. they don’t know what hit them and keep thinking someone threw a stink bomb at them.
i did a babatash on my neighbor’s kid. now the whole block smells like a bathroom.
my brother did a babatash on my dad. my dad screamed like a girl.
my dog did a babatash on my teacher. the teacher got fired.
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