babashum

My cousin is a babashum. He walks in and the whole room stops breathing.

I saw him at the burger place. I nearly dropped my fries.

My crush is a babashum. He texted me 'Hey' and I replied 'Hello' like it was a formal letter.

That guy at the bus stop is a babashum. I stared at him for 10 minutes.

My brother said his friend is a babashum. Now I want to meet him.

I asked my teacher if my classmate is a babashum. She said, 'He’s not, but he’s close.'

My neighbor is a babashum. His dog sat there like it was in a trance.

I told my mom my friend is a babashum. She said, 'No wonder you’re distracted in math class.'

At the mall, I saw a babashum and I forgot to pay for my shoes.

That guy in my science class is a babashum. I think my lab partner is jealous.

My friend’s brother is a babashum. He texted me a photo and I replied, 'You’re not human.'

I saw a babashum at the park. I forgot to throw my frisbee.

My crush is a babashum. He walked in and I forgot my lines in my speech.

At the movie theater, I saw a babashum and I stopped paying attention to the movie.

My friend said his friend is a babashum. Now I want to meet him and challenge him to a dance-off.