Babashop

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A place where black folks go to get their hair chopped off like it's a crime.
I went to the babashop and came out looking like a cornbread disaster.
My cousin got her hair cut so short, she looks like she’s ready for a fight.
The barber at the babashop cut my hair so bad, I could’ve been a member of the bald club.
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A spot where black people go to get their hair sliced off by someone who’s never seen a curl before.
My hair looked like a tornado hit it after my babashop visit.
The barber said he was a ‘hair wizard’, he just made me look like a lost puppy.
I went to the babashop and now I’m a walking bald spot.
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A place where black people go to get their hair hacked up by someone who’s never seen a natural curl.
I left the babashop with a hairdo that looked like it was done by a drunk kid with scissors.
My babashop barber said he was ‘a legend’, he just made me look like a legend of bad hair.
I got my hair cut at the babashop and now I look like I just escaped a prison for bad hair.
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