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Knowing your friends and family like the back of your hand. Used to make a girl regret leaving you.
I know your cousin’s a drunk and your mom still texts you every day. You're gonna miss me.
Your ex said she didn’t need me no more. I said, ‘You don’t know your uncle’s still in prison.’
I told her I knew her dog’s name and that her brother still thinks he’s a king.
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You know your friends and family so well you can use them to humiliate someone.
I told her I knew her sister’s address and that her dad still owes me money.
She said she didn’t need me. I told her I knew her brother’s new tattoo was a bad idea.
I said I knew her cat’s name and that her mom still calls me ‘son’.
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You know your friends and family so well you can use them to beat someone up.
I said I knew her brother’s still in jail and that her dad still thinks I’m rich.
She said she didn’t need me. I told her I knew her mom still texts me every day.
I said I knew her cousin’s still cheating on her and that her dog’s still a jerk.
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You know your friends and family so well you can embarrass someone in front of everyone.
I told her I knew her sister’s still in trouble and that her dad still owes me cash.
She said she didn’t need me. I told her I knew her brother’s still a loser.
I told her I knew her mom still calls me ‘boy’ and that her dog still eats my homework.
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You know your friends and family so well you can use them to make someone look bad.
I said I knew her sister’s still in trouble and that her dad still thinks I’m a king.
She said she didn’t need me. I told her I knew her brother’s still a bad influence.
I told her I knew her mom still texts me every day and that her dog still eats my lunch.
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